All the legal shiz

Who are yer?

We’re the Manc Copywriter innit? Alreet alreet calm down kidda. If you want to get all uptight and legal about this shiz, then we’re Hampson Nattan Williams Ltd, trading as the Manc Copywriter. 

And you try sayin’ “Hampson Nattan Williams” when Hs and Ts are for posh lads. 

Our address is Phoenix House, 2 Huddersfield Road, Stalybridge, Manchester, SK15 2QA. 

And if you’re gaggin to get ‘old of us then email info@hnwagency.com 

But keep stum yeah? 

You gonna rob me data? 

Nah mate don’t be daft. Probably ain’t worth robbin’. 

But we’re bound by the Data Protection Act, and we follow all the ICA instructions innit. 

You’ll know if you give us your email address. Then we’ll just use it to send you some mint emails like. 

Don’t want ‘em? Don’t subscribe. Or just unsubscribe. It ‘ent rocket science. 

Plus, we’re sound. We ain’t gonna sell on your data to some chancer. We don’t want anything from yous that we don’t need. 

And if we’ve got somit you don’t want us to have - just ask and we’ll ditch it. No sweat man. 

Cookies? Yeah go on then. 

Everyone loves cookies don’t they? Yeah man, they’re mint. The real ones taste good, the digital ones sort shit out online. They make the Manc Copwriter website shit hot. 

Don’t want ‘em? Alright, whatever. Just don’t blame us if things go tits up. 

Now go do summat better with your day. Only muggins read privacy policies.